[masakii]

a woman said to her husband who was working abroad so they had a long distance relationship.
Sometimes the husband says he wants to have baby
then the wife said
"I'll give it to you, if when you come home I'm pregnant, you'll be happy, okay?"
husband answered hesitantly "oh yes happy"
but after a few seconds he answered again
"Wait, of course I'm not happy that you got pregnant while I was abroad, then it's not mine."

hahaha the wife laughed out loud. Finally her husband understood the joke