[beary]

A girl of 23 married a man of 84, and they asked her how things went.

"Well," she laughed,

"Did you ever try to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank?"


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How can you tell your daughter's being abused at her day-care center?
You hand her a broom and she straddles it.

How can you tell your son's being abused at his day-care center?
He won't use a pacifier unless it's got hair on it


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A heckler asks an overweight comedian "How come you are so fat?" The comedian replies

Well, every time I screwed your mother, she gave me a biscuit."


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Mary: I suspect that my ex used to visit prostitutes before we met.

Jill: What makes you think so?

Mary: Well, one night we were just playing around, and he picked me up
and headed for the bedroom.

Jill: So?

Mary: So I giggled and asked, "Should I struggle?"

And he asked, "I don't know. Does that cost extra?"