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wah lanz eh.

I seriously hope what you mentioned was a joke.

For goodness' sake, they are children. Take your perversion somewhere else.:mad:

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This is one of the most powerful collections of perverted acts in this thread...kowtow kowtow...

Nice diet plan you devised.:D

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Yeah...i was wrong...very wrong in fact. Guess I was too young to know the seriousness of what I've done...

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i took my sperm, mix with water, then put in water gun and shoot at chiobu during new year countdown. consider pervert??

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once i help a female collegue to buy dinner due to working late. I haven't had sex for days due to mom not around so had alot of reserve.

Bought her noodles n milk tea. Went to the staircase, masturbate with her spare panty i found in her drawer long time ago and fire the full load into the packet of noodle. Then wait for awhile and go for 2nd round and shoot my 2nd load into the milk tea. Pretend nothing and had my dinner with her, she somemore telling me the noodle taste funny and not the usual taste from this stall. She like the new taste, maybe the stall owner improve his recipe.

I kept quite but laughing inside, my jizz taste good huh! From then on i'll cum in everything i bought for her to eat for almost a year. But something funny, her figure getting better and got prettier, maybe my sperm protein works.

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what the... :eek::eek::eek:

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[QUOTE=lyontempler;2753002]once i help a female collegue to buy dinner due to working late. I haven't had sex for days due to mom not around so had alot of reserve.

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:eek::eek::eek::eek: is it...

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No need to be surprised ... Bros that read his thread b4 would understand ... :p

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Never read his thread before.

You mean to say he's literally a motherfarker? lol...

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You are RIGHT!:D

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wah got mother fucka...

sicko.
it runs in the family.

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lemme share a lil on my pervertish acts..

when i was 15-18yrs old, i was infatuated with 2 of my uncles' wives. (i wife per uncle should u misunderstand:p) i on numerous occasions had opprtunities to stay over at their place and i would rumage thru their laundry basket and sneak home some of their bras and panties. Even managed to get my hands on 1 of their dress. i would wear their bra and smell their panties and pcc.. lying on their bed fondling with my dick while looking in the mirror, i would get very horny and cum on their panties. there was once i got very horny and cum into one of their shampoo bottles. i too cum on their photos too.

another incident tat took place at my house was during dinner when i dropped my chopsticks on the floor, i bent down to picked it up and to my amazement i saw my uncle's wife not wearing any panties.. dick got super hard and i quickly said i need to go toilet and pcc. tat wasn't the end, i came out from toilet and say i wanted to buy coke and left to purchase. upon my return the same aunty who did not wear any panties said she wanted a glass of coke and i was standing next to her looking down at her boobs.. wah cannot take it stupid idea came to me, as my dinning hall is on level 2 i went down to basement where kitchen is located to get cups. after i poured the coke into the cup, i soaked my hard on dick with semens coming out from the penis head into the cup of coke for nearly 2mins. in my head pictures of her pussy and boobs keeps flashing and i could not take it anymore and pcc tell cum onto my hands. i took a lil sperms and stirred it in the coke while spreading some on the edge of the cup. quickly i went up and gave her the coke and she drank it all in a single gulp. shiok man.. subsequently she commented that the coke tasted weird and i got a shock and i quickly said it must have been the ice. i took the cup and quickly went to wash it with detergent.

another incident happened at my aunty's house where the toilet and the bathroom are side by side. i saw 1 of the 2 aunties whom i had a fascination for went in the toilet and i rushed in the bathroom saying i need to bathe. climbed up and peeped over the wall and wow, 1st time see how ladies pee. she lifted up her dress and pulled down her panties. immediate my dick went super hard and i pcc while peeping. came in no time at all.

just some of the silly actions did.. :D

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there was this time when i was alone at home.. hearing the front door opening i switched on the cctv to see who was coming in as i was watching porn halfway in the living room. to my surprise it was one of my uncle's wife.. wearing a mini skirt and a spegethi top. dunno why but suddenly went crazy.. felt like fucking her no matter wat it takes, but too bad no guts. Idea came to me suddenly and i switched off the cctv monitor and continue watching porn like as if i dunno anyone was coming into the house. i heard footsteps and my heart skipped a bit.. wondering if any trouble would happen.. but i decided to continue.. i pumped my dick hard and my mind was full of my uncle's wife instead of the porn actress. as i was slouching on the sofa it was difficult to see wat i was doing from behind. in no time i was about to cum and my aunty called out my name, i stood up with my hand still shaking my dick and turn around to face her. she was stunned and stood there like a statue. i continued pccing and within seconds i shot a whole load of sperms towards her. as she was standing quite close some of the load hit her legs and i shoke till no more came out. (remicising this scene really makes me wanna do it all over again) still she kept quiet and i quickly pulled up my shorts and mumbled sorry. she said its ok just be careful next time i pcc.. surprise she replied like this and subsequently she took my napkins and helped me wiped my cum from the floor and sofa. my dick was still hard and while she bent over to wipe the floor i brushed her back with my dick. no response from her and basket i regret not taking action.:o

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sounds pretty incredible for some stories, but i well believe them to be true! :eek:

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Just read the motherfucker's thread


Kinda far-fetched...but nontheless a awesome story!

Keep it up motherfucker! :D