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RoDeFunkyz
16-06-2002, 06:02 PM
I mean safe way that dont harm ur body one.

kenylogan
16-06-2002, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by RoDeFunkyz
I mean safe way that dont harm ur body one.

Try hanging facial towels on your didi, then slowly progress to actual bath towels, then dumb bells.

I am at bath towels stage. :D

Dekachin
18-06-2002, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by kenylogan


Try hanging facial towels on your didi, then slowly progress to actual bath towels, then dumb bells.

I am at bath towels stage. :D

That's a good 1....hopefully he does take your advice and next thing we have a thread on how to amputate his disfigured didi.....

FatSpider
18-06-2002, 11:21 PM
when in ns hang ya 2 water bottles from ya nadz instead of sbo :eek:

avextrax
28-06-2002, 04:27 PM
Once i was talking with a buddy about dicks and puss stuff..
from him i heard his family has a traditional receipe for penis enlargement..
i believed him, and asked him to teach me one of those days.
well, there was one day we went suntanning and swimming, and i sadly i found his to be even smaller..
so, are there really any help? :D

Emm, saw fom the net theres an exercise for men for enlargement, but it is supposed to be bought.. but maybe someone had bought it already and wish to share?

heard that daily sex makes it longer too, living examples are those guys in porn shows.. theirs' are normally longer and larger..

scquare
28-06-2002, 08:45 PM
Got a short one...to me anyway.. is 4 inches way too short?:p

cereal-killer
30-12-2003, 09:13 PM
i dunno about you guys but i have an average dick of around 5-6"
its always around that size but my current gf some how made it longer.

she loves sucking it, so i get good long BJs before penetration. she'll suck it all over starting from the head, all the way down my shaft and back up again, then to my balls and suck inbetween my shaft and balls again then back all the way up. It gets harder and longer after...

buhl
31-12-2003, 11:18 AM
try this traditional malay ointment 'minyak lintah', but it's meant for those with patience. fellows who are in a hurry look else where.

was introduced by an old malay enchik during my army days, after using the onitment for almost 4 yrs now, the gain's abt 1.5 inches. those buddys who started out 2gether with me oso reported silillar gains.

my 2 cents worth, the skeptics can go f_ck spider unless you've got something better to recommend.

ian_dragonboat
31-12-2003, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by buhl
try this traditional malay ointment 'minyak lintah', but it's meant for those with patience. fellows who are in a hurry look else where.

was introduced by an old malay enchik during my army days, after using the onitment for almost 4 yrs now, the gain's abt 1.5 inches. those buddys who started out 2gether with me oso reported silillar gains.

my 2 cents worth, the skeptics can go f_ck spider unless you've got something better to recommend.


hee hee, me wanna tried.... wow lau, tat nite u didnt join us in the orgy. u tau-pao other gal?

monster98
31-12-2003, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
hee hee, me wanna tried.... wow lau, tat nite u didnt join us in the orgy. u tau-pao other gal?

Y didn't u ask me to be the camera man har???:(

ian_dragonboat
31-12-2003, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by monster98
Y didn't u ask me to be the camera man har???:(

hee hee, all the supporting crew post is taken up liao. ...only shortage of leading actor and actress. hee hee

fun4evergood
31-12-2003, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
hee hee, all the supporting crew post is taken up liao. ...only shortage of leading actor and actress. hee hee

Bro......... for a show to continue, u need audience to watch..... am i rite ? I can help u collect tickets ................ :D

ian_dragonboat
31-12-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by fun4evergood
Bro......... for a show to continue, u need audience to watch..... am i rite ? I can help u collect tickets ................ :D


hm..... get a small room in MG. me and darkstar, live perform with tat gal ( will try to talk to her )... u guy watch water outside the room ok?

me last time dig alot of PRC pussy when i go MG, but, i see u guy very decent, normal hug hug...

hee hee

Mutu
31-12-2003, 11:07 PM
dun think ta girls love long dicks silly, its how long u can stand. wake up yr idea! small means small, live wif it, jus like short people

facial
01-01-2004, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by avextrax
Once i was talking with a buddy about dicks and puss stuff..
from him i heard his family has a traditional receipe for penis enlargement..
i believed him, and asked him to teach me one of those days.
well, there was one day we went suntanning and swimming, and i sadly i found his to be even smaller..
so, are there really any help? :D

Emm, saw fom the net theres an exercise for men for enlargement, but it is supposed to be bought.. but maybe someone had bought it already and wish to share?

heard that daily sex makes it longer too, living examples are those guys in porn shows.. theirs' are normally longer and larger..

The porn star are picked for the very reason that they have a impressive member.

One bro was right to mention that girls do not like it too long. 5-6 inches are comfortable sizes for them. Some girls prefer guys to be better endowed in the grith department. Apparently i was told thickness is more important than length although a combination of both will be best.

buhl
02-01-2004, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
hee hee, me wanna tried.... wow lau, tat nite u didnt join us in the orgy. u tau-pao other gal?

sure lah bro, will let u try bah, u wan to sun tan with it oso can lah :D
ya i tau-pao other girl, next Wed or Thu want 2 do her again, u n darkstar want to join? we can practice team spirit - all for 1 & 1 for all :p
how u on bo?

ian_dragonboat
02-01-2004, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by buhl
sure lah bro, will let u try bah, u wan to sun tan with it oso can lah :D
ya i tau-pao other girl, next Wed or Thu want 2 do her again, u n darkstar want to join? we can practice team spirit - all for 1 & 1 for all :p
how u on bo?

wow....is tat the gal tat allow me to raba below when she sit with u? or tat CFM tat lick yr ear??

sun tan the didi with the oil? hee hee

buhl
02-01-2004, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
wow....is tat the gal tat allow me to raba below when she sit with u? or tat CFM tat lick yr ear??

sun tan the didi with the oil? hee hee

both oso wrong, it's the 1 u jio for me near rm16 & she straight away onz, i think called shuang-shuang or something like tt.
the CFM lick ear cat her skin like sand paper, i scared kana scratch bah :p

sun tan didi? bro, didi no sun tan oreadi dark dark liao... heehee

ian_dragonboat
02-01-2004, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by buhl
both oso wrong, it's the 1 u jio for me near rm16 & she straight away onz, i think called shuang-shuang or something like tt.
the CFM lick ear cat her skin like sand paper, i scared kana scratch bah :p

sun tan didi? bro, didi no sun tan oreadi dark dark liao... heehee

hm......^_^

darkstar
02-01-2004, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by buhl
sure lah bro, will let u try bah, u wan to sun tan with it oso can lah
ya i tau-pao other girl, next Wed or Thu want 2 do her again, u n darkstar want to join? we can practice team spirit - all for 1 & 1 for all ...how u on bo?

hehehe
so we wanna on k n angel for tag team?
bro ian wanna join us ? we can keep the ger no to 2 or increase to 3 or 4... if u wanna chio yr bro along too :D

ian_dragonboat
02-01-2004, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by darkstar
hehehe
so we wanna on k n angel for tag team?
bro ian wanna join us ? we can keep the ger no to 2 or increase to 3 or 4... if u wanna chio yr bro along too :D

hee hee...k and angel is who?

wow....

buhl
02-01-2004, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
hee hee...k and angel is who?

wow....

confirm u like wan Ian, but not sure can raw not, nevermind we can try:D
jio ur bro ah-don come along lah, we can screw the daylights out of them leh heeheheehe

ian_dragonboat
02-01-2004, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by buhl
confirm u like wan Ian, but not sure can raw not, nevermind we can try:D
jio ur bro ah-don come along lah, we can screw the daylights out of them leh heeheheehe

saliva....drip liao....

don? got chance u chat with him, then u will know y he never into paid sex. tat siao-kia, alot of bonking kaki. u call him 10 time per week, 6 time he is hotel bonking gal. FOC.

tat nite, was actually his 1st time paid money to bonk gal.

hee hee...

buhl
02-01-2004, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
saliva....drip liao....

don? got chance u chat with him, then u will know y he never into paid sex. tat siao-kia, alot of bonking kaki. u call him 10 time per week, 6 time he is hotel bonking gal. FOC.

tat nite, was actually his 1st time paid money to bonk gal.

hee hee...

wah lau, like that Don is my idol liao, must ask him be my si fu leh, the siao-kia damn can, i have to take my hat off to him.
so looks like it darkstar, u n me liao lor
bro darkstar how?

ian_dragonboat
02-01-2004, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by buhl
wah lau, like that Don is my idol liao, must ask him be my si fu leh, the siao-kia damn can, i have to take my hat off to him.
so looks like it darkstar, u n me liao lor
bro darkstar how?

tat siao-kia, guess he spend abt 50% of his income on hotel room.
but lucky his family got money lor.
actually, he is a spoil-brat. b4 he meet me, he very KNS, very tai-zhi-ye attiduce.

buhl
02-01-2004, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
tat siao-kia, guess he spend abt 50% of his income on hotel room.
but lucky his family got money lor.
actually, he is a spoil-brat. b4 he meet me, he very KNS, very tai-zhi-ye attiduce.

haiz...sio siang lang bo sio siang mia, buey yao kin, we will bonk any which way we can :D
new year eve, i went batam, saw girl just like the CFM that lick my ear, my fren oso saw n straight away book her
next trip must get her lah..hehehe
got new disco - Titanic, fucking big with casino oso, wah lan damn siong, we must go soon leh

ian_dragonboat
02-01-2004, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by buhl
haiz...sio siang lang bo sio siang mia, buey yao kin, we will bonk any which way we can :D
new year eve, i went batam, saw girl just like the CFM that lick my ear, my fren oso saw n straight away book her
next trip must get her lah..hehehe
got new disco - Titanic, fucking big with casino oso, wah lan damn siong, we must go soon leh

1 rice grow hundred ppl.


wow..batam... i just check with my gf liao, sat cant. sunday ok?
mayb u go on sat, then me and my gf come over on sunday with darkstar. or?

darkstar
03-01-2004, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
1 rice grow hundred ppl.


wow..batam... i just check with my gf liao, sat cant. sunday ok?
mayb u go on sat, then me and my gf come over on sunday with darkstar. or?

wah wah wah.... u guys so fast... few days din check thread liao miss so many happenings...

btw i just called angel yesterday n she was in shanghai... wen back to take care some thing... she says shanghai is really freezing now... but she comin back on monday 5 jan... so not long to wait... she quite keen to meet us again...
so wat pattern do u guys want... 3:2 or 3:3, or chio one more n do 4:2 or even better 4:4... :D

batam a bit dif 4 me unless on sat we leave early afternoon n come back by night.... sunday is usually family day...

ian_dragonboat
03-01-2004, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by darkstar
wah wah wah.... u guys so fast... few days din check thread liao miss so many happenings...

btw i just called angel yesterday n she was in shanghai... wen back to take care some thing... she says shanghai is really freezing now... but she comin back on monday 5 jan... so not long to wait... she quite keen to meet us again...
so wat pattern do u guys want... 3:2 or 3:3, or chio one more n do 4:2 or even better 4:4... :D

batam a bit dif 4 me unless on sat we leave early afternoon n come back by night.... sunday is usually family day...

sunday family day? then u bring yr family...i bring my gf and my mummy.

hee hee.. bring them holiday..

buhl
03-01-2004, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
sunday family day? then u bring yr family...i bring my gf and my mummy.

hee hee.. bring them holiday..

bro darkstar, i'm sure angel very keen 2 meet us cos she want 2 earn back her airfare, hehehe gd chance 2 nego better price.
let's just do a 3:3 lah, aft the last time we shld learn our lesson.

family day? my mom only want 2 go kranji turf club n bet on horses
:(
my sticky recently want to breakup... haiz, looks like i hv 2 bring my bro go liao, teach him bad:D
see u guys on Wed hor, wanna replace the good for u oso leh

ian_dragonboat
03-01-2004, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by buhl
bro darkstar, i'm sure angel very keen 2 meet us cos she want 2 earn back her airfare, hehehe gd chance 2 nego better price.
let's just do a 3:3 lah, aft the last time we shld learn our lesson.

family day? my mom only want 2 go kranji turf club n bet on horses
:(
my sticky recently want to breakup... haiz, looks like i hv 2 bring my bro go liao, teach him bad:D
see u guys on Wed hor, wanna replace the good for u oso leh

hee hee, then tell yr mum batam got alot of illegal horse bookie with better odd.

wed? wed u meeting yr sarawak rite? hee hee

buhl
05-01-2004, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
hee hee, then tell yr mum batam got alot of illegal horse bookie with better odd.

wed? wed u meeting yr sarawak rite? hee hee

better odds? heehee...later win liao no life come back, then i got eyes cry no tears liao.

I push Sarawak to Thu liao, die die must make it on Wed lor :D

ian_dragonboat
05-01-2004, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by buhl
better odds? heehee...later win liao no life come back, then i got eyes cry no tears liao.

I push Sarawak to Thu liao, die die must make it on Wed lor :D


sibei swee.... so wed wanna join me at 645pm?

buhl
06-01-2004, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
sibei swee.... so wed wanna join me at 645pm?

looks like very possible, how to go from Kallang MRT? do i cut across the river park towards Beach Road? go under the Nicoll Highway bridge?

ian_dragonboat
06-01-2004, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by buhl
looks like very possible, how to go from Kallang MRT? do i cut across the river park towards Beach Road? go under the Nicoll Highway bridge?

the route toward the nicoll highway., u will see a public toilet, 50 m on the left hand is the SDBA HQ liao, tomorrow u can make it? not bring yr client to GL?

:D

buhl
06-01-2004, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
the route toward the nicoll highway., u will see a public toilet, 50 m on the left hand is the SDBA HQ liao, tomorrow u can make it? not bring yr client to GL?

:D

client cannot finish their work, so change to Friday... heng arrr
since like that i go keep fit with you lor, after that we go for beef hor fan how? bring ur superglue along lah

ian_dragonboat
06-01-2004, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by buhl
client cannot finish their work, so change to Friday... heng arrr
since like that i go keep fit with you lor, after that we go for beef hor fan how? bring ur superglue along lah

hee hee, she like the rocher tou-hua at lor 19.
so 645pm, meet u guy at kallang mrt.
2 thing to remeber, do not mention my other private hp & no sammyboy. hee hee...

attire is standard black short. if u going for the 2 km jog, then wear yr running shoe. ^)^

buhl
06-01-2004, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
hee hee, she like the rocher tou-hua at lor 19.
so 645pm, meet u guy at kallang mrt.
2 thing to remeber, do not mention my other private hp & no sammyboy. hee hee...

attire is standard black short. if u going for the 2 km jog, then wear yr running shoe. ^)^

an lah an lah, will not say anything 2 get u in trouble lah, but if she ask how we got to know u how ah? we go which school 2gether huh? or police wear short pants that time we play marbles in GL village can or not?

ok, roger, will be in PhysicalTraining attire

ian_dragonboat
06-01-2004, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by buhl
an lah an lah, will not say anything 2 get u in trouble lah, but if she ask how we got to know u how ah? we go which school 2gether huh? or police wear short pants that time we play marbles in GL village can or not?

ok, roger, will be in PhysicalTraining attire

wait..... i told her b4 abt the devil group, but she dunno was it it abt. u can say devil group, but never mention abt cheong.

hee hee, guess better say met in national stadium gym.
see u guys tomorrow 645pm kallang mrt

MrDevil
06-01-2004, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
wait..... i told her b4 abt the devil group, but she dunno was it it abt. u can say devil group, but never mention abt cheong.

hee hee, guess better say met in national stadium gym.
see u guys tomorrow 645pm kallang mrt

what happen if she stumbles across the group URL and join in, then how to cover up? hehehehhe

ian_dragonboat
06-01-2004, 03:15 PM
Originally posted by MrDevil
what happen if she stumbles across the group URL and join in, then how to cover up? hehehehhe

then next day...u see newpaper another flooding body..... must be me liao. hee hee

MrDevil
06-01-2004, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
then next day...u see newpaper another flooding body..... must be me liao. hee hee

Hey, you read about my posting on the ABB Mass Orgy?? Can make it to join?? this round, most are regulars.. so should be more daring ;)

ian_dragonboat
07-01-2004, 09:39 AM
Originally posted by MrDevil
Hey, you read about my posting on the ABB Mass Orgy?? Can make it to join?? this round, most are regulars.. so should be more daring ;)

haiz....no visa. next trip out, must bring her along.
if in local sillypore.... difference liao.

MrDevil
07-01-2004, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
haiz....no visa. next trip out, must bring her along.
if in local sillypore.... difference liao.

haizzz.. guess the last trip did not worked out well for you, otherwise we will get to bang together this round... this time round, I could be your personal driver, how? ;)

ian_dragonboat
08-01-2004, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by MrDevil
haizzz.. guess the last trip did not worked out well for you, otherwise we will get to bang together this round... this time round, I could be your personal driver, how? ;)

wow..... my big head, my small head, and my mind keep saying go go go..... but, my superglue...let KIV my case 1st, see if i can sneak out on friday. u know, my glue, call my hp to check me every 2 hour. :(

MrDevil
08-01-2004, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by ian_dragonboat
wow..... my big head, my small head, and my mind keep saying go go go..... but, my superglue...let KIV my case 1st, see if i can sneak out on friday. u know, my glue, call my hp to check me every 2 hour. :(

unless she know how to differential the ringing tone in Msia and Spore, otherwise should not be a problem right?

ian_dragonboat
08-01-2004, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by MrDevil
unless she know how to differential the ringing tone in Msia and Spore, otherwise should not be a problem right?

the ringing tone is very difference...plus..when u talk..the voice is not same.

:( so sad...