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Cheri_Popper
31-01-2005, 12:54 AM
This might be out of thread but just for fun.........

Just some riddles for the Bros/Sis here to "crack" their heads on.


1) What is Long & Hard, has alot of "SEMEN" inside it?

2) What is Hard & Hot, usually between a man's legs, occasionally between a woman's legs?

3) What starts with the letter "T" and end with the letter "T" and has alot of "Ts" inside it?

Post your answers here!

:D

biker
31-01-2005, 02:12 AM
1) What is Long & Hard, has alot of "SEMEN" inside it?

Is it submarine?

dradonsnake77
31-01-2005, 02:38 AM
hey how cum my nick is not on ur list at all... hmmm to tink stil i taught u how 2 add pts sum more... hmpt... :(

This might be out of thread but just for fun.........
Just some riddles for the Bros/Sis here to "crack" their heads on.
:D

Cheri_Popper
31-01-2005, 08:25 AM
1) What is Long & Hard, has alot of "SEMEN" inside it?

Is it submarine?

Well Done!!! You are right!!

:)

Cheri_Popper
31-01-2005, 08:31 AM
hey how cum my nick is not on ur list at all... hmmm to tink stil i taught u how 2 add pts sum more... hmpt... :(

bro,
Your name is not on the list is bcos I hardly see you in the exchange forum. The members there are to exchange clips. If you want, you are more than welcome to be added.

BTW I SMS on Saturday morning abt the "thing" but you did not reply :(

I had read your reply in the "JC-IV". One peice of advise..."Take everything with a pinch of salt" meaning Don't take things too personally. This is the cyber world. If that guy "target" us SG guys, so be it....just listen with 1 ear and let it come out of the other. No point getting too personal. Take Care!

ne iihcomik
31-01-2005, 03:56 PM
This might be out of thread but just for fun.........


2) What is Hard & Hot, usually between a man's legs, occasionally between a woman's legs?

3) What starts with the letter "T" and end with the letter "T" and has alot of "Ts" inside it?

Post your answers here!

:D

Just try....
2) Those drills that workers use for road works?

3) Teapot?

:confused:

nirvana
31-01-2005, 04:01 PM
Just try....


3) Teapot?

:confused:

number 3 should be right.. many T :D

Castrol
31-01-2005, 04:13 PM
Just try....
2) Those drills that workers use for road works?

3) Teapot?

:confused:

bro, i am betting you're right in both. i have been scratching my stupid head since lunch time on this... :o

kosheen
31-01-2005, 05:09 PM
2) Motorbike?

3) dunno :confused:

Cheri_Popper
31-01-2005, 05:23 PM
Just try....
2) Those drills that workers use for road works?

3) Teapot?

:confused:

Bro,
Sorry Riddle No:2, you got it wrong. Where got woman used that type of drills? If have, I have not seen before leh!!! That's not the answer....try again

You got it right on the TEAPOT!!! Congrats!!

Cheers!!

At the mean time try figuring this out....

Which animal/creature walks on all four limps in the morning, walks on two limps at noon and walks on three limps at dusk??? :confused:

Good Luck!

Cheri_Popper
31-01-2005, 05:25 PM
2) Motorbike?

3) dunno :confused:


Good Job on the 2nd ans......U are RIGHT!!! Congrats!!! Try the new riddle!!!

Cheers!!! :)

Ethanas
31-01-2005, 05:29 PM
Bro,
At the mean time try figuring this out....

Which animal/creature walks on all four limps in the morning, walks on two limps at noon and walks on three limps at dusk??? :confused:



Human being, walk on all four when young, walk on two when older, walk on 3 when really old and need a cane.

Morning = birth, noon = mid life, dusk = old age.

Cheri_Popper
31-01-2005, 06:37 PM
Human being, walk on all four when young, walk on two when older, walk on 3 when really old and need a cane.

Morning = birth, noon = mid life, dusk = old age.

Clap!! Clap!!

You very smart!!! I had already ran out of riddle...any bros want to share are most welcomed!!

Cheers! :)

MuffDiver69
31-01-2005, 08:52 PM
here is something that might lit up some faces.


what weighs 200 pounds and drags on the ocean's floor?

what's soft and brown and found in lil boys pants?

thamkngw
31-01-2005, 09:06 PM
ship anchor.

MuffDiver69
31-01-2005, 09:24 PM
ship anchor.

nope....... Moby's Dick

Cheri_Popper
31-01-2005, 09:41 PM
nope....... Moby's Dick

Ha....ha...ha......

Bro that was a good one!!!

MuffDiver69
31-01-2005, 10:05 PM
here is a few more....

what is the string at the tampon for?

why is pubic hair curlie?

what's green and smells like bacon?

and why don't midgets use tampons?



and some jacko bashing....

What is Michael Jackson's Latest Book?
The In's and Out's of child rearing


Why did Michael Jackson ring up the band 'Boyz to Men'?
He thought it was a home delivery service

Cheri_Popper
31-01-2005, 10:17 PM
here is a few more....

and some jacko bashing....

What is Michael Jackson's Latest Book?
The In's and Out's of child rearing


Why did Michael Jackson ring up the band 'Boyz to Men'?
He thought it was a home delivery service


:D ha...ha...ha.. :D good one!!!

jdi813
31-01-2005, 11:38 PM
what's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's dick

MuffDiver69
31-01-2005, 11:54 PM
Kermit's dick


didn't know you like smelling frog's dick :D ...... just kidding.

MuffDiver69
31-01-2005, 11:57 PM
[QUOTE=MuffDiver69]here is a few more....

what is the string at the tampon for?
to floss with after you are done eating.

why is pubic hair curlie?
so it doesn't poke you in the eye.


and why don't midgets use tampons?
they'll trip on the strings.

Cheri_Popper
01-02-2005, 12:56 AM
[QUOTE=MuffDiver69]here is a few more....

what is the string at the tampon for?
to floss with after you are done eating.

why is pubic hair curlie?
so it doesn't poke you in the eye.


and why don't midgets use tampons?
they'll trip on the strings.


:D Kekekekeke you the Joker....good replies Bro!!!! :)

monkeygod
02-02-2005, 03:48 AM
I hav 1 here... :
What goes up BROWN n come down white n yellow???

What is a blind deer?

GotBalls69
02-02-2005, 01:11 PM
I hav 1 here... :
What goes up BROWN n come down white n yellow???

What is a blind deer?

(1) sparrow - when u see it flying up it's brown in colour, when it comes down, it's the jiao sai

(2) no eye-deer! (no idea)

Cheri_Popper
02-02-2005, 01:38 PM
(2) no eye-deer! (no idea)


I agreed with your 2nd answer!! Well Done!! :D

Lets wait for Bro Monkeygod for the answers!!

nirvana
02-02-2005, 02:53 PM
so funny...

well, anyone know why most of the newly wedd chose 7 days for the honeymoon??

:D

ne iihcomik
02-02-2005, 04:59 PM
(1) sparrow - when u see it flying up it's brown in colour, when it comes down, it's the jiao sai

(2) no eye-deer! (no idea)


Bro, agree totally with your answer for number 2. Heard somewhere before.

For Number 1, how about.....an egg (intact; brown shell) that is thrown up, hits the ceiling or something, breaks, so comes down egg yolk n white. Can? :D

MuffDiver69
02-02-2005, 11:55 PM
here is another all time favourite.....

Q: Why did God create yeast infections?

A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.




another

What is the similarity between a Prawn and a blonde?
Both thier heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste nice.

monkeygod
03-02-2005, 06:32 AM
yes it is... no eye dear...

now dis1...

wat do u call another blind deer???

I agreed with your 2nd answer!! Well Done!! :D

Lets wait for Bro Monkeygod for the answers!!

monkeygod
03-02-2005, 06:38 AM
yeah u r rite bro its an egg...
actually got that from e batman n robin comics i read from e shop...

For Number 1, how about.....an egg (intact; brown shell) that is thrown up, hits the ceiling or something, breaks, so comes down egg yolk n white. Can? :D

Castrol
04-02-2005, 12:03 PM
wat do u call another blind deer???

is it "still no eye deer"?

ne iihcomik
04-02-2005, 12:35 PM
is it "still no eye deer"?

yah...then i think the next question will be...what do u call these 2 deers bonking? And the answer will be F**king no ideas!!! :D

dudick
04-02-2005, 02:53 PM
Oh "deer" :D :D