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xtremerz
31-01-2005, 12:04 AM
haha

how do i go about being a male escort?
how much do you think i can earn every month ?

im trainned to endure hardships like....... you know
haha

Peter_North
31-01-2005, 01:16 AM
haha

how do i go about being a male escort?
how much do you think i can earn every month ?

im trainned to endure hardships like....... you know
haha

You need to be a RSN Certified Diver first. And for that all important assignment, don't forget to put on a Rolex Sub-Mariner.

ang076
31-01-2005, 05:52 AM
Simple.. go to Yahoo Classifield to advertise your service but , be careful, you would attract more homosexuals than females.

:p

bully
31-01-2005, 10:12 AM
haha

how do i go about being a male escort?
how much do you think i can earn every month ?

im trainned to endure hardships like....... you know
haha


Looks and physics play a very important part. Sweet talk is also very important. Btw out of curoisty, wat u mean you're TRAINNED to endure hardships. (I know wat you mean hardships). Wat type of TRAINING u went thru??? :confused:

sibaysong4u
31-01-2005, 11:31 AM
You have to MASTER the skill to SHOOT like Peter North! :D

Optimus_Prime
31-01-2005, 11:32 AM
It ain't how you shoot that matters.

It's how many TIMES you CAN shoot that matters !!

Optimus_Prime
31-01-2005, 11:33 AM
Oh yeah... having a tongue that likes an energiser bunny won't hurt either. :p

sibaysong4u
31-01-2005, 11:45 AM
Oh yeah... having a tongue that likes an energiser bunny won't hurt either. :pHow abt sucking toes & licking asshole?Yucks..... :eek:

cbjuiceyumseng
31-01-2005, 11:46 AM
Another soft-rice eater wannabe. :rolleyes:

Ethanas
31-01-2005, 11:48 AM
Another soft-rice eater wannabe. :rolleyes:

lol bro maybe really economy very bad leh. either that or girls are really earning more than us and no where to spend! :rolleyes:

cbjuiceyumseng
31-01-2005, 11:49 AM
lol bro maybe really economy very bad leh. either that or girls are really earning more than us and no where to spend! :rolleyes:

Work harder loh + get 2nd job as many hong####ers do.... :rolleyes:

Randi_Candi
31-01-2005, 11:58 AM
Work harder loh + get 2nd job as many hong####ers do.... :rolleyes:
Seng ah!

Ur avatar belly hamsome, really u? :p
Why do so many people hanker after soft rice bowl?

cbjuiceyumseng
31-01-2005, 12:02 PM
Seng ah!

Ur avatar belly hamsome, really u? :p
Why do so many people hanker after soft rice bowl?

U met me before u so fast forget my picture liao?

Tell u lah, if can do softrice bowl dun need come and ask for lobangs liao.

Dun know leh, but can imagine what sort of "man" want to eat softrice loh. :rolleyes:

lawry
31-01-2005, 12:06 PM
Can someone help me to fish out the post i posted on how to be a good whiteface?? oh yeah.. to be a escort.. not just female customer u know.. they have

MALE CUSTOMER TOO!!!

cbjuiceyumseng
31-01-2005, 12:08 PM
Can someone help me to fish out the post i posted on how to be a good whiteface?? oh yeah.. to be a escort.. not just female customer u know.. they have

MALE CUSTOMER TOO!!!

Hahahahhhhahahhaha, gnn ...i can imagine those soft-rice wannbe eye dropping tears when ordered to suck a baboo singh black lanjiao..

Randi_Candi
31-01-2005, 12:10 PM
U met me before u so fast forget my picture liao?

Tell u lah, if can do softrice bowl dun need come and ask for lobangs liao.

Dun know leh, but can imagine what sort of "man" want to eat softrice loh. :rolleyes:
Yeah.....I know wat u mean.....
I dun like to bluff gals of their money, but I like the way u bluff them thru their needs to be beautiful

So I say u goot mah

cbjuiceyumseng
31-01-2005, 12:12 PM
Yeah.....I know wat u mean.....
I dun like to bluff gals of their money, but I like the way u bluff them thru their needs to be beautiful

So I say u goot mah

.....dun like that lah...i earning my "hard-rice" only. :(

Randi_Candi
31-01-2005, 12:14 PM
.....dun like that lah...i earning my "hard-rice" only. :(
Knn.....u r a gal bluffer, make them part with the money to look beautiful and elegant
Hard rice hard to swallow, u know? ;)

cbjuiceyumseng
31-01-2005, 12:15 PM
Knn.....u r a gal bluffer, make them part with the money to look beautiful and elegant
Hard rice hard to swallow, u know? ;)

Dun say liao, business now not so good. :(

thaivisitor
31-01-2005, 03:15 PM
It ain't how you shoot that matters.

It's how many TIMES you CAN shoot that matters !!
Actually not true hor...

There are bros who can shoot 3 times per night leh.. in the morning girl will say "darling, you're wonderful"

there are bros who can shoot 7 times per night leh... in the morning, girl will say "darling, you're super"

For me only 1 time per night... in the morning, normally girl will say "darling, don't stop!" :D

Optimus_Prime
01-02-2005, 10:36 AM
Actually not true hor...

There are bros who can shoot 3 times per night leh.. in the morning girl will say "darling, you're wonderful"

there are bros who can shoot 7 times per night leh... in the morning, girl will say "darling, you're super"

For me only 1 time per night... in the morning, normally girl will say "darling, don't stop!" :D

Hahaha... good one bro.

The longest I have personally gone is about 3 hr, dunno what happened but my whole body was tired and sweaty but my di was still going strong like it had a mind of its own.

Even the gal questioned me if I took Viagra... I just told her maybe bonk 2 much the nite b4. (heheh... PCC & Bonks)

easyeasy
01-02-2005, 02:02 PM
haha

how do i go about being a male escort?
how much do you think i can earn every month ?

im trainned to endure hardships like....... you know
haha

i dun know like. like what huh?

is it hardship like
1.kenna using needle poking your didi
2. kick dieliver to your ding dong
3. verbal abuse and spitting on your face
4. licking of damn chao C B
5. making love to a 250 lb customer

easyeasy
01-02-2005, 02:07 PM
Actually not true hor...

There are bros who can shoot 3 times per night leh.. in the morning girl will say "darling, you're wonderful"

there are bros who can shoot 7 times per night leh... in the morning, girl will say "darling, you're super"

For me only 1 time per night... in the morning, normally girl will say "darling, don't stop!" :D

i also 1 time per night, but i need at least 3 girls to go on rotating shift to get the job done if not too siong for them. :D

thaivisitor
02-02-2005, 02:07 AM
i also 1 time per night, but i need at least 3 girls to go on rotating shift to get the job done if not too siong for them. :D
Why? They need to go to sleep ah? Like doing gurad duty in army daze leh..

maikieru
02-02-2005, 02:10 AM
Why? They need to go to sleep ah? Like doing gurad duty in army daze leh..

better than a friend's friend, go FL.. the FL ask him.. "eh.. you done yet?"
hee hee hee.. laugh until peng.. :D

thaivisitor
02-02-2005, 02:20 AM
better than a friend's friend, go FL.. the FL ask him.. "eh.. you done yet?"
hee hee hee.. laugh until peng.. :D
lucky FL didn't ask him before she completely undress.. "you done already ah?"

maikieru
02-02-2005, 02:22 AM
lucky FL didn't ask him before she completely undress.. "you done already ah?"

well.. actually.. picture this.. FL was smoking and reading papers while she ask him "eh.. you done yet?"

:D

thaivisitor
02-02-2005, 02:28 AM
well.. actually.. picture this.. FL was smoking and reading papers while she ask him "eh.. you done yet?"


waaa lan.. got this kind of FL ah??? :eek:

Then again, ... also got this kind of customers mah... :D

maikieru
02-02-2005, 02:29 AM
waaa lan.. got this kind of FL ah??? :eek:

Then again, ... also got this kind of customers mah...

yah.. got these ppl around.. so can give us good laugh at this hour. :D
Murphy's at work again. heh heh heh

easyeasy
02-02-2005, 05:29 PM
Why? They need to go to sleep ah? Like doing gurad duty in army daze leh..

no lah i am humping on hyper turbo speed. humping the same ger too long will cause friction burn to her mei mei lah

diesel
02-02-2005, 10:09 PM
In Singapore, male escort to service ladies is almost fat hope! Lawry said is true! A male escort has to service gays. :p

thaivisitor
03-02-2005, 04:20 AM
In Singapore, male escort to service ladies is almost fat hope! Lawry said is true! A male escort has to service gays. :p
Male escorts not only service gays, they have to be gays, something like AC-DC lah..

diesel
03-02-2005, 10:09 PM
Male escorts not only service gays, they have to be gays, something like AC-DC lah..Yes! Very True!