Ah Dez
05-12-2003, 05:11 AM
Finally..... "I'M BACK" to the fourm posting..! and Finally... I CUM!
HaHa, not say i disappear.. but i become more and more Jia Lat. Fuck Fuck Fuck, also cannot cum. Almost all GL girl i tired, All BWAY SAI liao.... You want me to write FR , then end of with.... "i never cum again"?
2 session with Susan, 2 session with corolla, xinxin,JC, Singapore ICE-KACHANG!,CK almost all the commandos i try.. but si bay cham..... go in room 10 times.. can only shoot 1 time. Not sure if i become superman or the service of GL has become lousier. But from the looks of it..........." My Fault"
I MISS BM !
Ok, say first.. the following is going to be a CODED FR! ! ! .... [Horrrr... i can hear a lot of Moans and people fucking]
But Bo Bian.... You see, all the okts see me.. also jia lat. Some think girls for me... also can see more white hair on their head.. Some.... JUST BAN me from trying their girls... as they try to break their heads thinking for a pussy for me.
So.. Here Goes....... 1 early sunday morning.......long before the girls wake up. I was busy in bed with my hongkong girl in JB. But same lah, Jia Lat.... karma sutra 101 all come out........ but no use.
So just lie in bed... before deciding to go GL take a look, see got any new PRCs or Thai FLs....... can try. Make me CUM, I pay Double. I no CUM, i pay $10 for hotel..:D
So, walk and walk... then see DOOMAS and Kai Xin..... "YO DEZ"... "how are you?".. How me?? same lah... sperm inside too long liao... i think SEH KOR liao...
Doomas--> GO 1612?
Ah Dez--> 1612?? for wat?? I go also no girl call, call tommy meh?? i think his backside... i also BWAY SAI...
Kaixin--> Aiya, go see see, can call, then call, nothing to call... then don't call...
Ah Dez--> Aiya, cannot 1... i go in... If Swee.. i call, If nothing to call.... i BWAY TA HAN...... also will call...
Doomas-->Just go see if tommy got special weapon for you lah!
Ah Dez--> Almost all the OKT, no more special weapon for me liao... i think tommy same lah. Later he see me.... quickly close door, say today got SARS inspection!! 3033 also cannot go, i think i kana BAN there also. 1 more house cannot go liao;
Doomas-->Who ask u that time, do with Xin Xin, Do until she Close Shop?? Aiya, go see lah. You see Tommy's new girl liao? not bad eh..
Ah Dez--> Not Bad?? NOT BAD KI LAN..... Tommy Scared... Don't let me try. He BO JI let me Try........ But his new girl, BoBo, if i remember correctly, was from KL then [SENSORED] .... Ok lah, Go then drink free COKE.
So... we made our way to 1612. On our way... i saw Bai Xue in the car, wah... still..... same size... FAT ! Then saw sugar! wah lau eh...EVEN FATTER! ! .... what did she do to herself for the past 2 mths.
Closing in at 1612... can see Tommy sitting behind the counter..... i think got see him shake head a bit when he see me... but nevermind lah!
[You All know Tommy no talk English.. so i translate]
Tommy--> Ah Dez... No Time no see....
Ah Dez--> i thought You no see me... you will be very happy?
Tommy--> No lah... Where got.. Come sit down drink tea.
So... sat down..... Happily kaixin1 and Doomas when to see what is there to do today. I just sit there watch TV.. wah Bway Ta Han... all the ladies on TV... OHhhh... Did i just saw FANN WONG on tv??
WAh..KNN........
Then...Eh! i saw 1 girl coming in... Sony..... for the guy behind. Then next.. see Mei Ji... oh.. Basket.... Kai Xin call her 1 eh.
So.... just sit there and see girls walking in and out...... not sure am i supposed to call girl or girl call me. I sit until sianz....before finally Doomas comes out. Ehh... never see you walk in... eh... then Wah... See Rena walking behind him..... he damm fast.
So after the 2 of them finish.. 1 by 1 the kakis also come...
Unknown--> So Dez.. Who you call today?
Dez--> My Left Hand...
Tommy--> Wait lah! ! i get girl for you..
Wah Seh... Still got girl i can call meh?? ok lah.. since he so confident. I sit back and wait lor..
But can see him sweating lah! ! 5 mins... 3 sticks of CIGs. After 30mins... He stood up.. Can see the happiness in his face.
Tommy--> I got this girl for you.... really last weapon. Not say pretty, but not say ugly. Service. TOP NOTCH! her name is
SUPER SUPER SUPER
Doomas--> [Can see him open eyes damm big] Wah! That 1... really Service SUPER!
Ah Dez--> KNN.. which girl when you intro to customers, you will say no good. That day that chee bye okt at #### . I told him to tell me what girl he call for me first, but he act stylo, say comfrim good. In the end call Prada for me.... before i can even reject her, she reject me liao!!!!!....
YOU SURE CAN OR NOT???
Tommy--> comfrim 101% good....if not, i give you my backside! ! ! But i say first... no pretty. Just service only.
Dommas--> Comfrim Good
KaiXin1--> Try lah
Unknown1->give me a FR
Unknown2-->try and see how
Unknown3-->go in lah!
So.... ok lor!... call lah.......
So he went to call the girl. Around 40mins.. she came in. Wah seh.. really lah... No pretty, No Boobs...the kind of girl whom you see on the streets, you won't go up ask her for phone number. But plain looking.... not say ugly. So ok lor!
SIGN IN... and we walk to the room...
BATTLE STARTS
TO BE CONTINUED
HaHa, not say i disappear.. but i become more and more Jia Lat. Fuck Fuck Fuck, also cannot cum. Almost all GL girl i tired, All BWAY SAI liao.... You want me to write FR , then end of with.... "i never cum again"?
2 session with Susan, 2 session with corolla, xinxin,JC, Singapore ICE-KACHANG!,CK almost all the commandos i try.. but si bay cham..... go in room 10 times.. can only shoot 1 time. Not sure if i become superman or the service of GL has become lousier. But from the looks of it..........." My Fault"
I MISS BM !
Ok, say first.. the following is going to be a CODED FR! ! ! .... [Horrrr... i can hear a lot of Moans and people fucking]
But Bo Bian.... You see, all the okts see me.. also jia lat. Some think girls for me... also can see more white hair on their head.. Some.... JUST BAN me from trying their girls... as they try to break their heads thinking for a pussy for me.
So.. Here Goes....... 1 early sunday morning.......long before the girls wake up. I was busy in bed with my hongkong girl in JB. But same lah, Jia Lat.... karma sutra 101 all come out........ but no use.
So just lie in bed... before deciding to go GL take a look, see got any new PRCs or Thai FLs....... can try. Make me CUM, I pay Double. I no CUM, i pay $10 for hotel..:D
So, walk and walk... then see DOOMAS and Kai Xin..... "YO DEZ"... "how are you?".. How me?? same lah... sperm inside too long liao... i think SEH KOR liao...
Doomas--> GO 1612?
Ah Dez--> 1612?? for wat?? I go also no girl call, call tommy meh?? i think his backside... i also BWAY SAI...
Kaixin--> Aiya, go see see, can call, then call, nothing to call... then don't call...
Ah Dez--> Aiya, cannot 1... i go in... If Swee.. i call, If nothing to call.... i BWAY TA HAN...... also will call...
Doomas-->Just go see if tommy got special weapon for you lah!
Ah Dez--> Almost all the OKT, no more special weapon for me liao... i think tommy same lah. Later he see me.... quickly close door, say today got SARS inspection!! 3033 also cannot go, i think i kana BAN there also. 1 more house cannot go liao;
Doomas-->Who ask u that time, do with Xin Xin, Do until she Close Shop?? Aiya, go see lah. You see Tommy's new girl liao? not bad eh..
Ah Dez--> Not Bad?? NOT BAD KI LAN..... Tommy Scared... Don't let me try. He BO JI let me Try........ But his new girl, BoBo, if i remember correctly, was from KL then [SENSORED] .... Ok lah, Go then drink free COKE.
So... we made our way to 1612. On our way... i saw Bai Xue in the car, wah... still..... same size... FAT ! Then saw sugar! wah lau eh...EVEN FATTER! ! .... what did she do to herself for the past 2 mths.
Closing in at 1612... can see Tommy sitting behind the counter..... i think got see him shake head a bit when he see me... but nevermind lah!
[You All know Tommy no talk English.. so i translate]
Tommy--> Ah Dez... No Time no see....
Ah Dez--> i thought You no see me... you will be very happy?
Tommy--> No lah... Where got.. Come sit down drink tea.
So... sat down..... Happily kaixin1 and Doomas when to see what is there to do today. I just sit there watch TV.. wah Bway Ta Han... all the ladies on TV... OHhhh... Did i just saw FANN WONG on tv??
WAh..KNN........
Then...Eh! i saw 1 girl coming in... Sony..... for the guy behind. Then next.. see Mei Ji... oh.. Basket.... Kai Xin call her 1 eh.
So.... just sit there and see girls walking in and out...... not sure am i supposed to call girl or girl call me. I sit until sianz....before finally Doomas comes out. Ehh... never see you walk in... eh... then Wah... See Rena walking behind him..... he damm fast.
So after the 2 of them finish.. 1 by 1 the kakis also come...
Unknown--> So Dez.. Who you call today?
Dez--> My Left Hand...
Tommy--> Wait lah! ! i get girl for you..
Wah Seh... Still got girl i can call meh?? ok lah.. since he so confident. I sit back and wait lor..
But can see him sweating lah! ! 5 mins... 3 sticks of CIGs. After 30mins... He stood up.. Can see the happiness in his face.
Tommy--> I got this girl for you.... really last weapon. Not say pretty, but not say ugly. Service. TOP NOTCH! her name is
SUPER SUPER SUPER
Doomas--> [Can see him open eyes damm big] Wah! That 1... really Service SUPER!
Ah Dez--> KNN.. which girl when you intro to customers, you will say no good. That day that chee bye okt at #### . I told him to tell me what girl he call for me first, but he act stylo, say comfrim good. In the end call Prada for me.... before i can even reject her, she reject me liao!!!!!....
YOU SURE CAN OR NOT???
Tommy--> comfrim 101% good....if not, i give you my backside! ! ! But i say first... no pretty. Just service only.
Dommas--> Comfrim Good
KaiXin1--> Try lah
Unknown1->give me a FR
Unknown2-->try and see how
Unknown3-->go in lah!
So.... ok lor!... call lah.......
So he went to call the girl. Around 40mins.. she came in. Wah seh.. really lah... No pretty, No Boobs...the kind of girl whom you see on the streets, you won't go up ask her for phone number. But plain looking.... not say ugly. So ok lor!
SIGN IN... and we walk to the room...
BATTLE STARTS
TO BE CONTINUED